Hello, my name is Melvin Tucker

Melvin Tucker? Who the hell is that James? That looks like you...kind of. Well, that is a good question little person. Melvin Tucker is my little friend. My little friend who comes out when James has too many beers. Melvin tucker is a bit of a scientist, perhaps a mad scientist. A world renowned man of mystery, a bit of a nerd with extreme serious nature. When he talks to you his eyes get stern and formal as if talking the nuanceses of the space time continum.

Melvin does not appear to be a drunk person, however Melvin can get, strange. He may stare for long periods of time at things that do not deserve such attention. Melvin always has his hair combed fully across his head and the sides lightly brushed back. James never combs his hair.



Melvin can your friend he can be your nemesis he can do a keg stand, although usually when he arrives he is already mellow. The best thing about my friend Melvin is that you never know when he will show up. Sometimes you will only hear about him the next morning.

Such is the way of Melvin Tucker.